Do ya know how difficult it is to date someone who is intelligent!
Ya know seeing the light of day, may require you to open your eyes!
If you embrace Simple Living it almost looks like poverty!
Did I tell ya that two of my marriages were certified by the Humane Society!
No one told me that the Mental Health Center wasn’t the best place to find a new relationship!
My problem is I have always read the “fine print” while wearing sunglasses!
Yeppers, older folks feel that every year now is half as long!
If you look out your front window, and see yourself walking away, ya better hurry and run to catch up!
I am told that death is really not very good for ya!
It’s important for older folks to remember to do their stretch and fold exercises every day!
Can’t figure out why folks set their hearing aid to mumble when I speak!
I have come to realize my ideas are just “pie in the sky” until they are well baked!
Yeppers, I found out that eating while napping can be quite messy!
My advise is don’t have a friend “have your back”. You just may need your back someday!
I always say “have a good day”! Saying the opposite won’t work quite so well!
Ya know a man’s brain is just like a deck of cards, filled up with jokers and wild cards!
Yeppers, sometimes the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, just because of a septic failure!
The best use of time is to take an afternoon nap then rise and shine the next morning!
I have found that lottery winners have the most friends!
It really helps when I set my treadmill to the waddle setting!
Hey, no one told me life would take so long!
I realize now my ego is so large, it gets in my way!
If you see the best sunsets when you first wake up, you know you are getting older!
I found out it wasn’t very smart to hitch my two horses to my wagon in opposite directions!
I never thought my new business featuring “goofy weddings” would become so popular!
The best thing for your heart is a laughing spouse!
How come the faults of others keep rubbing off on me!
I wasn’t very smart until I decided to “brain it up”!
The only reason I can’t go back is that I have gone “this-away” way too far!
Ya know if I gave my spouse the “heaven and the earth“, she would immediately want to downsize!
A sure sign of the “end times”, would be if my wife stopped shopping!